“Drop Bachmann on Baghdad,” he says

From Nick Coleman’s January 11 column in the Strib:

All that nonsense about the Iraq Study Group was a waste of time, as was the 2006 election, in which Americans thought they were expressing disapproval of the war.

more inside

As it turns out, all we needed was to get Baghdad Bachmann into the fray to find out what to do. I don’t know why we didn’t think of it long ago: Michele goes to Mesopotamia and we get a solution! She is very sweet to offer, and she should be deployed as soon as possible, so we can get this thing wrapped up.

In case that’s not enough, we’ve heard the military is already planning the super-ultimate weapon if the limited Bachmann bomb is not enough: The Bush-Bachmann Baghdad Bunker Busting Big Boomer.