Pre-liveblogging the debate: Palin steals from Toby Keith, Biden drinks a tallboy
Thursday, October 02, 2008 at 2:18 pm
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We predicted it: The pre-debate already has turned into an arena football game complete with monkey mascots, star-spangled ass-kickin’ boots, and the origin of a Lifetime channel made-for-TV movie, Let’s Finally Stop Pretending This Was Ever a Good Idea: The Sarah Palin Story.
Who will come out victorious? Who will come out slathered in nacho cheese? Who will come out dressed up as Uncle Sam, the official American team mascot?
Indeed, the future is now, and Vanity Fair’s Todd Levin pre-liveblogs the debate before the debate officially jumps the shark. Palin plagarizes Toby Keith. Biden kicks it old-school. And something totally gets killed. Play ball!
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Comment posted October 3, 2008 @ 3:50 pm
the VP debate was stunning. Palin did a decent job faking about 20% of the questions and didn’t even bother answering the other 80%.
i couldn’t help thinking of the end of the movie Billy Madison, when the Principal says to Adam Sandler, “Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
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