Marxism: It’s medium hot!

Hotter than Tiffany jewelry but not quite as hot at “Senator Stevens” or a “pumpkin seed recipe,” the nearly 150-year-old Marxism is finding a resurgence on Google, albeit through simple searches instead of a long-time-comin’ proletariat uprising.

Thanks to the McCain campaign of fear, the term “Marxism” is now at a white-hot “medium” on Google’s hotness scale, which measures search patterns all over the world.

On Monday at around noon central time, coincidentally just as most hard-working laborers were taking their half-hour lunch break, the search for “Marxism” was starting to peak. Monday evening Marxism was still a hot Google term, reaching No. 47 on the Hot Trends scale. Then, for reasons totally unknown, searches for Donnie Most and Joe Piscopo were simultaneously rising on Hot Trends, causing people from all over the universe to abandon their research of Marxism and feverntly search for signs of the apocalypse instead.