McCain attack ads if they were written by Jason Reitman, Diablo Cody and David Lynch

McCain tells Bristol to “keepsies” the pregoisimo in this Juno spoof, goes all Twin Peaks tweaked in a David Lynch spoof, and then does something that’s a surprise twist, of course, in an homage to M. Night Shyamalan. Looks like McCain’s gone all crazy-o, daddy-o! Time to chillax, Ex-Lax, and save that hate for the duh-bate!