Caption contest: Norm Coleman and the giant shoe

This means I’m a shoe-in, right? RIGHT?

If I lose this race, I’m putting this boot up someone’s ass!

“Even my thumb is crooked.”

1. “Thanks, Nasser, but I’m a size 9 1/2.”
2. Later, Coleman traded this in for 250 pairs of Bruno Magli loafers.
3. The Kazeminy recovery plan: Inflate the Shoe Bubble
4. “So THAT’S where they stashed the missing ballots. And there are apparently 877 of them.”
5. Norm Coleman’s new housing plan is designed to appeal to old women with many children.

How am I going to fit this in my apartment?

“Under FBI investigation, Coleman campaign waits for the other shoe to drop”

Norm gets the boot

There was a Norm Coleman who lived in a shoe
He had so many lobbyists, he didn’t know what to do.
He gave them some pork without any bread,
Then whipped Barkley soundly and put Franken to bed.

~ I guess I could have went with a sole/soul joke.

Another shoe Norm can’t fill.

Despite evidence to the contrary, Coleman was confident he could fill Wellstone’s shoes.

JACC, go for it.

Home sweet Home

I’m Norm Coleman, and I approved this boot.

“Coleman gloats after outsourcing Paul Bunyan’s job to a logging company in Brazil.”

“Colman seeks support of Red Wing of his party”

“Hey, even the Beatles used Rubber Sole to stomp out Blue Meanies”

“I left my wife in San Fransisco and my sole in Red Wing”

Norm was happy till hearing about the knot.

Here’s where I keep Kazeminy’s money.

Can I lick it now?

After six hours and no ride….Norm went home.

Proof that Stanley Hubbard’s Mother owns Norm’s new digs in DC.

(No more being shoehorned into a 10 by 8 basement bedroom suite at the Larson Dorms)

You know what they say…

Norm beams like a little kid on his way to the “How to Maintain a Culture of Corruption” Seminar

Proof that Stanley’s Mother owns Norm’s new digs in DC.

(No more being shoehorned into a 10 by 8 basement bedroom suite at the Larson Dorms)

Norm finally left the platform….upon assurances the shoe would be saved.

After hearing the whos is Whoville they say, that the Colemans’s small sole grew 800 sizes that day. (oops wrong soul)

This is just big enough to boot me out of office.

The next evening Norm still smelled of shoe.

So little time so many shoes.

The high heeled shot was deleted I heard.

When told about the approaching foot Norm left.

“Two big heals”

I looked into Norm’s sole and yelled “Heel!”…

Feeling emboldened, Norm ended the press conference, by displaying his evidence for the existence of ‘Bigfoot’.

“If Al Gore invented the internet, I got dibs on the boot!”

Big shoes to fill in Minnesota Politics (Senator Coleman’s ladder provided by Target Corp., 3M, US Bank, VECO Oil, etc. etc.)

It was now clear to everyone Norm was shrinking.

Norm Coleman the day before the giant mitten scandel broke.

Although, Norm’s secret six year project was impressive it failed to answer the one burning question…..why?

Even though the relationship seemed odd….it was clear they were solemates.

Hmm… Never did grow enough to fill Paul’s boots. (neither Bunyon’s nor Wellstone’s)

Quid Pro Quo -

If the shoe fits…

Coleman pulls himself up by our bootstraps!

Just give him the boot…

As happy as a dead boot in the sunshine.

A few more:
The real source of Norm’s love for nuclear power – his love of giant mutated shoes, and the women who where them.
Step one of the GOP’s “Paul Bunyan Enforcer Bot” construction efforts were finally complete.
“One more of these and I will finally get Blue Ox daddy promised me for missing all my little league games.”
Christmas Shopping Accomplished!

If the Shoe fits…Wear it!

Why are Democrats so full of hate?

Proof Norm Coleman is taking kick backs from big shoe.

“I told you, I’m a brown-noser, not a bootlicker!”

Cinderella’s step-brother Norm waits to try on a boot found after the Senate-election ball. Will it fit?

Now that’s a really big heel!

big shoe

Minnesota’s biggest heel.

And a big boot.

See, the Mall of America is in Red Wing! Or is it the other way around…

Well this is a step in the right direction!