Here’s a photo from Norm Coleman’s U.S. Senate Web site that’s just begging for a caption. Offer your best one-liner in comments; we’ll publish the winner here.
Update: And the winners are…
Here’s a photo from Norm Coleman’s U.S. Senate Web site that’s just begging for a caption. Offer your best one-liner in comments; we’ll publish the winner here.
Update: And the winners are…
CATEGORIES AND TAGS: Greater Minnesota, U.S. Senate, Al Franken, giant shoe, Minnesota, Norm Coleman, recount, red wing, Senate
56 Comments »
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 9:45 am
This means I’m a shoe-in, right? RIGHT?
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 9:46 am
If I lose this race, I’m putting this boot up someone’s ass!
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 9:55 am
“Even my thumb is crooked.”
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 10:01 am
1. “Thanks, Nasser, but I’m a size 9 1/2.”
2. Later, Coleman traded this in for 250 pairs of Bruno Magli loafers.
3. The Kazeminy recovery plan: Inflate the Shoe Bubble
4. “So THAT’S where they stashed the missing ballots. And there are apparently 877 of them.”
5. Norm Coleman’s new housing plan is designed to appeal to old women with many children.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 10:03 am
How am I going to fit this in my apartment?
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 10:05 am
“Under FBI investigation, Coleman campaign waits for the other shoe to drop”
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 10:05 am
Norm gets the boot
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 10:15 am
There was a Norm Coleman who lived in a shoe
He had so many lobbyists, he didn’t know what to do.
He gave them some pork without any bread,
Then whipped Barkley soundly and put Franken to bed.
~ I guess I could have went with a sole/soul joke.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 10:18 am
Another shoe Norm can’t fill.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 10:19 am
Despite evidence to the contrary, Coleman was confident he could fill Wellstone’s shoes.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 10:20 am
JACC, go for it.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 10:32 am
Home sweet Home
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 10:35 am
I’m Norm Coleman, and I approved this boot.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 10:38 am
“Coleman gloats after outsourcing Paul Bunyan’s job to a logging company in Brazil.”
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 10:52 am
“Colman seeks support of Red Wing of his party”
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 11:03 am
“Hey, even the Beatles used Rubber Sole to stomp out Blue Meanies”
“I left my wife in San Fransisco and my sole in Red Wing”
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 11:14 am
Norm was happy till hearing about the knot.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 11:15 am
Here’s where I keep Kazeminy’s money.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 11:20 am
Can I lick it now?
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 11:22 am
After six hours and no ride….Norm went home.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 11:29 am
Proof that Stanley Hubbard’s Mother owns Norm’s new digs in DC.
(No more being shoehorned into a 10 by 8 basement bedroom suite at the Larson Dorms)
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 11:30 am
You know what they say…
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 11:38 am
Norm beams like a little kid on his way to the “How to Maintain a Culture of Corruption” Seminar
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 11:40 am
Proof that Stanley’s Mother owns Norm’s new digs in DC.
(No more being shoehorned into a 10 by 8 basement bedroom suite at the Larson Dorms)
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 11:53 am
Norm finally left the platform….upon assurances the shoe would be saved.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
After hearing the whos is Whoville they say, that the Colemans’s small sole grew 800 sizes that day. (oops wrong soul)
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
This is just big enough to boot me out of office.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 1:03 pm
The next evening Norm still smelled of shoe.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 1:03 pm
So little time so many shoes.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 1:12 pm
The high heeled shot was deleted I heard.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
When told about the approaching foot Norm left.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 3:13 pm
“Two big heals”
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 3:17 pm
I looked into Norm’s sole and yelled “Heel!”…
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 3:40 pm
Feeling emboldened, Norm ended the press conference, by displaying his evidence for the existence of ‘Bigfoot’.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 5:54 pm
“If Al Gore invented the internet, I got dibs on the boot!”
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 7:10 pm
Big shoes to fill in Minnesota Politics (Senator Coleman’s ladder provided by Target Corp., 3M, US Bank, VECO Oil, etc. etc.)
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 7:49 pm
It was now clear to everyone Norm was shrinking.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 7:50 pm
Norm Coleman the day before the giant mitten scandel broke.
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 8:22 pm
Although, Norm’s secret six year project was impressive it failed to answer the one burning question…..why?
Comment posted December 10, 2008 @ 8:25 pm
Even though the relationship seemed odd….it was clear they were solemates.
Comment posted December 11, 2008 @ 12:37 am
Hmm… Never did grow enough to fill Paul’s boots. (neither Bunyon’s nor Wellstone’s)
Comment posted December 11, 2008 @ 11:02 am
Quid Pro Quo -
If the shoe fits…
Comment posted December 11, 2008 @ 11:09 am
Coleman pulls himself up by our bootstraps!
Comment posted December 11, 2008 @ 11:11 am
Just give him the boot…
Comment posted December 11, 2008 @ 11:14 am
As happy as a dead boot in the sunshine.
Comment posted December 11, 2008 @ 11:24 am
A few more:
The real source of Norm’s love for nuclear power – his love of giant mutated shoes, and the women who where them.
Step one of the GOP’s “Paul Bunyan Enforcer Bot” construction efforts were finally complete.
“One more of these and I will finally get Blue Ox daddy promised me for missing all my little league games.”
Christmas Shopping Accomplished!
Comment posted December 11, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
If the Shoe fits…Wear it!
Comment posted December 11, 2008 @ 6:26 pm
Why are Democrats so full of hate?
Comment posted December 11, 2008 @ 11:55 pm
Proof Norm Coleman is taking kick backs from big shoe.
Comment posted December 12, 2008 @ 9:11 am
“I told you, I’m a brown-noser, not a bootlicker!”
Comment posted December 12, 2008 @ 10:20 am
Cinderella’s step-brother Norm waits to try on a boot found after the Senate-election ball. Will it fit?
Comment posted December 12, 2008 @ 8:19 pm
Now that’s a really big heel!
Comment posted December 15, 2008 @ 7:20 pm
big shoe
Comment posted December 15, 2008 @ 9:55 pm
Minnesota’s biggest heel.
And a big boot.
Comment posted December 20, 2008 @ 11:23 am
See, the Mall of America is in Red Wing! Or is it the other way around…
Comment posted February 21, 2009 @ 1:12 pm
Well this is a step in the right direction!
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