The Wall Street Journal opining about alleged “funny business” in the Minnesota Senate recount is one thing. But when the Weekly World News — the paper behind exposés about Dick Cheney’s robotic innards or George W. Bush’s alien endorsement — weighs in on Loon State politics, it’s time to take note. Via the rightwing blog network Look True North, we find a piece by Ed Anger in the online version of the supermarket tabloid that calls for a boycott of “Commie-sota” over the election of Al Franken to the U.S. Senate. “Our Founding Fathers didn’t die at the Boston Tea Party just so a four-eyed squirt like Franken could get himself elected,” he writes. “If George Washington were alive today, he’d slap every idiot in Minnesota with a cold slab of dried out fish, except they’d probably like it! Those people eat deep fried Snickers bars and build statues out of butter to win prizes.”