With the Star Tribune possibly within two weeks of filing bankruptcy (according to newsroom Guild sources), we’re seeing yet another wave of big-name departures at the Strib: columnist Katherine Kersten, online managing editor Will Tacy and web designer Jaime Chismar, among others. But curiously, if you’re on the microblogging service Twitter, you might get the impression that there’s actually more news coming out of the Strib: word is, all Star Tribune bloggers are required to use Twitter.

Irony abounds here: Amid bankruptcy talk, the paper is looking to a free web tool to save itself? And it’s doing so when the main Strib Twitter feed has remained un-updated since October? (I’m unsure if @startribune, which last posted on Oct. 7, is the paper’s official Twitter feed or if @strib, which shows no followers yet some 8,600 updates, is.) And they’ve got a Twitter account set up for one of those taking a buyout, Chismar of the Greengirls blog?

Scanning through its Twitter accounts, it seems like the paper’s 24 blogs are following the letter of the law, but not the spirit. All sites appear to be updated automatically, mostly through Twitterfeed, instead of via personalized tweets. (While all blogs are on Twitter, it’s unclear that all bloggers themselves are required to contribute. My direct-tweets to various bloggers have gone unanswered.) With wave after wave of buyouts, who can blame those who remain?

In a recent post, Kay Krhin of the parenting blog Cribsheet confirms that all Strib blogs are on Twitter, giving a clue to what you won’t be finding there:

Cribsheet is now on Twitter, along with the rest of the Star Tribune blogs. I know as of right now that May and I won’t be giving you a play by play of our days with things like “Diaper report. Orange. Too many clementine cuties?” or “I just stepped on Lightning McQueen with my bare foot. Spoiler and all. Ow!” We are both feeling a little too blogged down to commit to twittering and add it to our reportoire. BUT if you are one who follows Twitter’s tweets and want to know when we’ve put up a new Cribsheet post. You can sign up and follow us…