Minnesota’s only U.S. Senator, Amy Klobuchar, is one of 14 “Senate Democrats from States with Republican Governors” that the Web site Conservapedia lists at an entry under that heading. Noting first that the U.S. Constitution gives governors the authority to name replacements when Senate seats become vacant, the Conservapedia text goes on to envision “a commanding majority in the Senate” for Republicans “if these Senators were unable to complete their terms.” That makes Conservapedia’s entry a veritable wiki hit list, writes Wonkette.
UPDATE: Conservapedia has since removed the post, calling it vandalism; you can see a screen grab here.
The headline at Wonkette is (typically, though in this case perhaps justifiably) deranged: “Conservative Wiki Offers Helpful List of Senate Democrats To Assassinate, So Republican Governors Can Appoint GOP Replacements.”
As for Conservapedia, here is the view from its nemesis, Wikipedia:
Conservapedia is an English-language wiki-based web encyclopedia project written from a young earth creationist, Americentric, right-wing and Conservative Christian point of view. It was started in 2006 by lawyer and history teacher Andy Schlafly, son of conservative activist and Eagle Forum founder Phyllis Schlafly. He stated that he founded the project because he felt that the open web encyclopedia Wikipedia had a liberal, anti-Christian, and anti-American bias.
Is the hit list real? Spoofers have been known to infiltrate Conservapedia, though Schlafley told Wired that phony entries are quickly disappeared.
In an earlier post today, Wonkette — itself termed “proudly idiotic” in New Yorker critic David Denby’s new book, “Snark” — describes as “kind of a weird thing to say“ former U.S. Sen. Norm Coleman’s pronouncement that he would have lost more resoundingly to any DFL candidate other than Al Franken. ”Wow, them’s fightin’ words,” Wonkette continues, “sure to buck up his most despairing supporters! Henry V could not have put it better.”
To compare the two heroes for yourself, watch Coleman’s video plea for cash, then go see “Henry V” at the Guthrie Theater through Feb. 1. Some performances are sold out, but rush seats might become available; ticket-holder no-shows are more likely thanks to our latest visit by an arctic air mass.
















7 Comments »
Comment posted January 24, 2009 @ 5:07 pm
OMG! What a bunch of freaks!
Comment posted January 24, 2009 @ 11:50 pm
I clicked the link, and it’s down, replaced with a statement that it was a “parodist/vandal”. I suspect not. Probably someone despairing of the current condition of conservatism did some math and saw hope. Maybe they planned to pray these Democratic senators didn’t complete their terms. The proactive and practical method of achieving such a goal is to dig up the dirt and make them resign in scandal. Otherwise, what else could it propose but assassination? I recall Pat Robertson praying God would remove the liberals form the US Supreme Court. Considering Christian conservatives believe they really can make things happen by praying hard enough, they might have been calling for that.
Of course, considering how Republican government has destroyed conservative ideology and offered a chance for change that wouldn’t have been there otherwise, maybe Christian conservatives are right; God did choose Bush.
Comment posted January 25, 2009 @ 12:10 am
I can see it either way — parody, self-parody, even out-of-body parody. You can still click on the “Wonkette” link in the first paragraph to see a screen grab of the Conservapedia page as it was.
Comment posted January 25, 2009 @ 11:21 pm
Yes, when the Conservapedia site recovers (apparently it has a database glitchnow ) you can probably see the article and when you click on the history tab you should see who created it. A user called QWest, who is almost certainly *not* a vandal. The version he created is substantially the one Wonkette shows a picture of on her website.
Apparently “The Truthful Encyclopedia” can’t even state the truth about itself.
Comment posted January 27, 2009 @ 9:35 pm
Conservapedia has to be a parody. Surely nobody can seriously believe all that carp?
Comment posted January 28, 2009 @ 1:07 am
I realize that this is the worst sort of nitpicking, but Tony Sidaway is a bit off-target–”Wonkette” is the name of the blog only, not the moniker of any of the editors.
“Oh, and by the way, which one’s Pink?”
Comment posted January 28, 2009 @ 6:23 am
Marty in Boise, thanks for the comment. I’ll take the blame for that, since i used the generic term “Wonkette” in the post, somewhat incorrectly as you point out.
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