what-if-collageAn ad for Sprint Nextel Direct Connect that debuted during the Super Bowl has unintentionally taken on a new, ominous meaning in the wake of the Pennsylvania judges’ detention-for-kickbacks scandal.

The ad, titled “What if delivery people ran the world?” shows workers, wearing uniforms and driving courier trucks for “GTF Express,” improbably deployed as the staff at a high school: teachers, hall monitor, truant officer, bus driver (the trucks serve as school buses).

The conceit is that the delivery people handle children like they are packages. In the course of the 30-second spot, they communicate via Blackberry phones to track down a truant and “re-route him straight to detention.”

It’s that kicker line, played for laughs, that particularly carries uncomfortable connotations after news that two Pennsylvania judges — in exchange for lucrative kickbacks — unjustly sent youths accused only of minor offenses to two privately run detention centers.

Judges Mark A. Ciavarella, Jr., and Michael T. Conahan pled guilty Thursday to wire fraud and conspiracy, and admitted they accepted $2.6 million to sentence children — as many as 5,000 children in Ciavarella’s case — to detention for infractions as minor as drawing a funny picture of a principal.

Here’s how the ad ends:

Teacher: “Drivers, I need a 20 on Callahan!”

A GTF Espress truck driver sights the student sipping a soda as he walks down the sidewalk, evidently skipping school: ”Got him!” reports the driver.

Teacher: “Re-route him straight to detention.”

And here’s the ad:

Granted, “detention” can mean punishment served at school as well as at an off-site jail. But the ad’s dehumanizing kids-as-packages theme and its reality-show, “Cops”-style manhunt for a student playing hooky seem a neat fit for Luzerne County, Pa. — where people are learning the answer to the question, “What if crooked judges ran the world?”