Comments on: T-Paw eyes Elite Eight http://minnesotaindependent.com/29881/t-paw-eyes-elite-eight News. Politics. Media. Wed, 30 Nov 2011 23:48:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: EK http://minnesotaindependent.com/29881/t-paw-eyes-elite-eight/comment-page-1#comment-27957 EK Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:13:16 +0000 http://minnesotaindependent.com/?p=29881#comment-27957 The first requirement to be a repub candidate is the "GQ" factor. You have to be really tall, with broad shoulders, a big square jaw and a big square head. No IQ test is required. If you're female, pulchritude is required. The gold standard is the "anchorwoman" look. That means being a former "Miss Half-baked Alaska" or a Michelle Bachmann lookalike. Again, it doesn't matter if you can't walk and chew gum at the same time. It's the IR's fixation with "male model" candidates that gave us clowns like Jon Grunseth and Cal Ludeman. The first requirement to be a repub candidate is the “GQ” factor. You have to be really tall, with broad shoulders, a big square jaw and a big square head. No IQ test is required.

If you’re female, pulchritude is required. The gold standard is the “anchorwoman” look. That means being a former “Miss Half-baked Alaska” or a Michelle Bachmann lookalike. Again, it doesn’t matter if you can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.

It’s the IR’s fixation with “male model” candidates that gave us clowns like Jon Grunseth and Cal Ludeman.

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