Spitzer: Flat tire on Integrity Lane?

Groan: Could this 2006 campaign ad by Eliot Spitzer be any lamer? Maybe, but it probably couldn’t be more ironic. Touring the childhood school of runningmate David Paterson (now New York’s governor), Spitzer mentions “street signs” that mark the building’s hallways: Trustworthy Turnpike, Honesty Road, Integrity Lane and Responsibility Road.