In your dreams: Obama changes middle name, gives speech in Minneapolis bedroom of Republicans

Barack Obama is making appearances all over the world. Well, in dreams at least. A new blog, I Dream of Barack, collects Barack Obama dreams and visions. Of course, these are actual sleepytime dreams, like one where Barack changes his middle name to be more “patriotic” and another where he appears before a Twin City woman in…the bedroom of Republicans!

It reminds me of a dream I had over the weekend. Someone had drawn a bikini on John McCain in magic marker. But it wasn’t really John McCain. It was Charlton Heston. And it wasn’t really markers on his body. It was Astroturf. And he was saying something about prying a gun from his cold, dead hands. And then I woke up.