#2 putting shitty ideals on the internet, does not change the fact that they are still infact plans that did not work for regan, or either of the bush’s

-the assman

To transform the GOP from being the “Regressive Party” you have to take small steps like acknowledging that the world has indeed moved beyond 8-Track Tapes.

Now if they would only stop scanning the channels for The Donna Reed Show & Leave It To Beaver.

P.S: Do “Jitterbug” phones do texting?

Have Lil Wayne lay down the track for the anthem “Drill Baby Drill”, those yung-uns would pick it up as ringtones.
Katie Perry sings “I kissed a lobbyist (and I liked it).
The entire cast of the Hills does a reunion show where they drive around and beat up gay people, attempting to prove it ain’t a hate crime.
Kanye covers a seventies classic with a Republican twist “War, what is it good for, absolutely everything”
Yes, the Republican message, God, guns, and no gays, climate change is a hoax, rich people shouldn’t pay taxes, who cares if you can’t afford medical insurance, raise your tuition, rip you off on interest rates, ship your jobs offshore, deregulate everything and let the barbarians run wild and crash the world economy, why if you set that to the right beat and upload it to the intertubes, the Republicans will be unstoppable. Plus they’ve got attractive personalities like Jeff Sessions, Lindsay Graham, John “Orange” Boehner, John Corn-in, and David Vitter not to mention Palin, Pawlenty and Limbaugh. Norm, you’re a genius again, as usual.