Stupid is as stupid does: Two McCainiacs fail to find five reasons to vote for their candidate

No, this isn’t a video by comedy duo Former Felon Thickneck and Sidekick McNut Job. It’s apparently two real-life McCain supporters attempting to come up with five reasons they’re voting for McCain over Obama. Reasons like, “goodwill toward other nations,” “uh…uhhhh…uh, a good place for crows to live,” and oh, “and he’s a white male.”

America, meet your next door neighbors.

Not to despair, though: It could be a hoax, right? Right.