McCain joke of the day: Take my wife…please!

John McCain is taking a page from the Bush joke book these days: Deliver an awkward, dimwitted "joke" and maybe it will erase reality (chest bumps wipe out war crimes!) and make them like you. It’s basically a poorly misconstrued party rule that’s been ripped from page one of some manners book from the 1950s, like "How to Behave at a Weenie Roast" or "Cotillion Etiquette for Dummies."  McCain delivered this joke about his wife entering a topless "beauty" contest at Sturgis, the home of the biggest motorcycle rally in the country. Apparently it was so complicated he needed notes to remember it.

This makes us wonder: With all of these awful jokes and his history of using his wife Cindy as a prop in his routine, is McCain the next Carrot Top?