Question: If the fist-bump (aka dap) that Barack Obama shared with wife Michelle before his speech claiming the Democratic presidential nomination a few weeks back was a terrorist greeting, then what exactly is the Department of Homeland Security doing to protect us from people like Yankees outfielder Hideki Matsui (above) and the 750-strong, hidden-in-plain-sight terror cell known as Major League Baseball?

More pressing still, what are they doing about the other terrorists who,  like Obama, hang their hats in the United States Senate? We speak, of course, of Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman. The documentary evidence, from Robert Greenwald’s Brave New Films, is right here.

Brave New Films: The Lieberman Fist Jab (:58)