am.mn logoTwo ventures that commodify U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann are demonstrating just how demanding the market can be in a down economy. The maker of a Bachmann action figure complains they’re not selling like hotcakes — or even like Sarah Palins. And the second issue of a Bachmann-themed comic book undergoes an intense review by a critic with a strong preference for cartoon-Bachmann thought-balloons that carry precise quotes, from the horse’s mouth.

Elsewhere in Minnesota news this morning …

MINNEAPOLIS: Former senators pen op-ed. This time Norm Coleman doesn’t quote the wrong Humphrey, but his column (co-written with Jim Talent) studiously undercuts its thesis statement: “Politics must end at the water’s edge.” [Star Tribune]

THIRD CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT: Erik Paulsen challenger in wings. Could Paulsen say the head of the state PTA can’t relate to suburban parents? [Minnesota Progressive Project]

STATEWIDE: Kissing up is hard to do. Guv candidates put in miles, put on smiles to court delegates. [Pioneer Press]

ST. PAUL: Republicans left downtown pretty vacant. National-convention delegates didn’t lease empty office suites. [Star Tribune]

STATEWIDE: Tax receipts slip. The Cash for Clunkers program wasn’t enough to keep Minnesota’s finances on target. [Associated Press]

COLD SPRING: Marching band faces standstill. Pulltab profits, milkshake sales and activity fees might not be enough to keep the Rocori High School band high-stepping above debt. [St. Cloud Times]