McCain golf schwagIn case his campaign didn’t say "old white man" enough, John McCain is marketing his McCain-branded golf gear for Father’s Day this Sunday. One problem? It takes about two to three weeks to ship, so you might want to celebrate Dad’s day on the Fourth of July instead. Big spenders can add a McCain nautical lapel pin to the golf loot, which measures 1.5 inches and costs 200 bucks. And for thrifty gift shoppers, there’s always a McCain ice scraper, which by those icy days in January should be a real novelty item. We’re betting our gas money that it’s a bigger seller than the African-Americans for McCain bumper sticker and this pictured Arab-Americans for McCain T-shirt.

 

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