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Garrison Keillor rages from the battlements of the War on Christmas in his column this week, telling Unitarians and Jews and other heathens that “Christmas is a Christian holiday — if you’re not in the club, then buzz off.”

Unitarians (who Keillor regularly but good-naturedly ribs on his radio show) seem to have set him off with a modified Christmas carol:

If you don’t believe Jesus was God, OK, go write your own damn “Silent Night” and leave ours alone. This is spiritual piracy and cultural elitism and we Christians have stood for it long enough. And all those lousy holiday songs by Jewish guys that trash up the malls every year, Rudolph and the chestnuts and the rest of that dreck. Did one of our guys write “Grab your loafers, come along if you wanna, and we’ll blow that shofar for Rosh Hashanah”? No, we didn’t.

There must be something in the water in Anoka, a hometown Keillor shares with U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann, (who the other day called him a “genius“). In her first Christmas in Congress, Bachmann co-sponsored a  ”Christmas Bill” (it passed), which read in part:

[T]he House of Representatives recognizes the Christian faith as one of the great religions of the world; expresses continued support for Christians in the United States and worldwide; acknowledges the international religious and historical importance of Christmas and the Christian faith; acknowledges and supports the role played by Christians and Christianity in the founding of the United States and in the formation of the western civilization; rejects bigotry and persecution directed against Christians, both in the United States and worldwide; and expresses its deepest respect to American Christians and Christians throughout the world.

Update: Bachmann has a new Christmas Bill this year.

And another Anokan, “Fox and Friends” co-host Gretchen Carlson, who Bachmann once babysat, made the point more succinctly last Christmas season:

What’s changed is the whole politically correct environment that we live in. I’m all for people to have their rights of free speech. Just don’t choose December 25th to do it.

[Via The Daily Glean]

Al Franken (Photo: Aaron Landry) and Norm Coleman (Photo: WDCpix.com)

Two of the first in a series of a dozen regional meetings that started today in Minnesota’s Senate election recount adjourned this morning after only an hour — with very different results.

In Sherburne County, representatives of the campaigns of Al Franken and U.S. Sen. Norm Coleman agreed to forward to the State Canvassing Board 15 of 18 unopened absentee ballots that local election officials decided last week had been wrongly rejected.

But next door in Anoka County the process prescribed by order of the state Supreme Court quickly collapsed, with the rival campaigns at loggerheads over the Coleman representative’s insistence on including ballots that local officials had not selected as having been wrongly rejected. Coleman’s camp wanted to add about 10 ballots to the 35 that Anoka County Elections Department had identified as belonging in the so-called “fifth pile” of unopened absentee ballots, Anoka Elections Supervisor Rachel Smith said. Franken’s forces rejected that move.

“Both campaigns refused to participate.” That’s how Smith described the situation to the Minnesota Independent. After about 45 minutes, the meeting was adjourned with no action on the uncounted ballots. The Supreme Court’s Friday deadline for submitting the ballots to the state can only be met if the meeting participants come to some agreement, Smith said. But due to the New Year’s holiday and staff scheduling, any follow-up meeting will have to occur today or Wednesday.

Coleman’s camp tried to introduce new uncounted ballots in Sherburne County too, but local officials there refused. Sherburne County will send the secretary of state an explanation for why the three “fifth pile” ballots aren’t included with the other 15, County Election Manager Steve Klepsa told MnIndy. The 18 were the only absentee ballots of more than 4,000 cast in Sherburne County to be wrongly rejected.

In Anoka County, the 35 fifth-pile ballots were the only ones wrongly rejected out of 13,000 that voters submitted, Smith said.

Two other counties with only a handful of uncounted ballots each also held their meetings today at the two north metro locations, Isanti County at Anoka County and Mille Lacs County at Sherburne County. Other counties where officials are holding public reviews of fifth-pile ballots today include Dakota, Kandiyohi, Olmsted, Beltrami and St. Louis. The meetings continue Wednesday and Friday in Wright, Blue Earth, Otter Tail, Crow Wing, and Polk counties.

Stillwater's Joyce Finney: "She represents the district I live in, but she sure doesn’t represent my feelings about things."

Rep. Michele Bachmann’s recent Hardball blowup has undoubtedly endangered her re-election prospects. The freshman legislator’s assertion that there should be an investigation into whether Barack Obama and other members of Congress hold “anti-American” views has become one of the top political stories in the country. Her opponent, Elwyn Tinklenberg, has raised $1.3 million in less than a week and the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee has committed to a seven-figure ad buy in the district. The most recent blow: the National Republican Congressional Committee decided to pull its TV spots from the 6th District.

But what do constituents in the 6th Congressional District think of Bachmann’s latest episode of foot-in-mouth disease? On Tuesday afternoon Chris Steller and I ventured into the northern suburbs to speak with voters about the controversy and their feelings regarding Bachmann.

We traveled first to Stillwater, on the eastern edge of the district, where Bachmann first rose to political prominence by winning a state House race in 2000. The anti-Bachmann chorus was unanimous. “Nutcase,” said Scott Zahren, owner of the Alesci Furniture Gallery. “I’m serious. It almost makes you embarrassed to be an American.”

Joyce Finney was slightly less caustic in her take. “I don’t feel like she represents me,” Finney said. “She represents the district I live in, but she sure doesn’t represent my feelings about things.”

We then traveled across the 6th Congressional District to Anoka. The view on Bachmann and her recent outburst was much more sanguine among the folks we encountered there. “I think she’s a little outspoken, but I think she’s got good values,” said Monica Schnack, who teaches at the Elim Christian Learning Center in Anoka. “I think she’s for the people. I think she’s trying to help.”

Paula Dwyer, whose vehicle sported a McCain-Palin bumper sticker, endorsed Bachmann’s views about the Democratic presidential contender. “As far as what she said about Obama being anti-American, I think you have to wonder, too,” she said. “He just hasn’t been out there in front of America for very long at all.”

Others simply expressed disgust at all politicians. “I won’t even vote any more,” said Eric Krueger. “I don’t even trust out government. I think they’re all crooks.”