If Fox News’s anonymously-sourced report is correct that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t understand that Africa is not a country, then it’s probably safe to assume she is also unaware of the flourishing American cottage industry that’s been built on the phrase, “Africa Is Not A Country.” It’s the title of at least two books, an elementary school curriculum, and an Iowa summer camp (!), as well as the slogan on a negatory bumper sticker (a la “Hate is NOT a family value”) and several lines of apparel. Neiman Marcus may not stock such things, but africaisnotacountry.com is just one of several Web vendors ready to satisfy all your “Africa Is Not a Country” needs, whether in tank tops, t-shirts, or maroon hoodies. See for yourself after the jump.